Friday, February 22, 2008

Racing Terminology For The Uninitiated

Here are the REAL meanings to some racing terminology, so often misinterpreted:
Lunging: Popular training method in which a horse exercises his owner by spinning him in circles until dizzy

Feed: Expensive substance used to manufacture manure.

Colic: Gastrointestinal result of eating at horse-auction food stands.

Horse Sense: The inborn ability that horses have not to place money on one human running faster than another.

Grooming: Fine art of removing dirt from your horse's body and applying it to your own.

Auction: Popular social gathering where you can change your assets into a liability.

And finally a thought for the day that will only make sense to racing folk...
The only difference between praying at church and praying at the track is that at the track you REALLY mean it...
The Big G

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